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A tower in Paris, that is a lot more than a tower to French nationals and tourists is due to move locations tonight.
The Eiffel Tower will be moved to Cheshire Oaks Designer Outlet after careful consideration with Cheshire West & Chester Council.
President of France, Emmanuel Gregoire, says "It will be sad to see the Eiffel Tower go, as it has been an iconic tourist attraction for many years. It's been known as a place for romance, with many proposing at it, and to see so many memories with the tower just go, is so difficult".
Meanwhile, Justin Madders, MP of Ellesmere Port, says "It's great to see something so big come to Ellesmere Port, and especially a well-known place like Cheshire Oaks where millions of tourists all over the world visit. We have been said to have the biggest artificial tree in the U.K. and now we have the tower which is way bigger than our 40 meter big red towers".
Ellesmere Port is doing a trade with Paris and is sending over our 100ft Christmas Tree, whilst we get their 1,000+ft iconic tower, quite a trade if you ask me!
The tree and tower will be transported via a Stagecoach number 1 bus, which carries many phones that Pride in the Port members are still trying to find.
Furthermore, Ellesmere Port Mayor says "This is a great way to fool an Ellesmere Port resident, on the 1st of April, it's an extraordinary tower and a resident would be mistaken to think the tower was coming to our town."
Join us next April Fools for more pranks and fun!
*Disclaimer:
This is all false. The Eiffel Tower will not be coming to Ellesmere Port and Cheshire Oak's Christmas Tree will stay with them. All quotes have been made up - Justin Madders, Katie Kendrick OBE & Emmanuel Gregoire did not say any of these things, and all information in this article is false - except from the missing phones on the no1 bus, our 100ft Christmas Tree and our 40 meter big red towers - Joey Groom Towers.*